Ayo this is how I normally advertise myself:

"Please come to my live shows.. they are listed on my myspace page! Also, please buy my CDs from CD Baby or download my music from iTunes! I also have soce t-shirts for sale!!

And here is how I would advertise myself if I were using the well-known "shock and surprise" method, combined with the "have nothing to do with your product" method that tv advertisers seem to love to pull off these days:

SHOT of a man running down the street being chased by five deadly black attack dogs.

FLASH PAN of him crossing a busy intersection.

He JUMPS onto the hood of a car and leaps off into a flip.. The car CRASHES into another car, with a huge screeching of breaks and smashing and breaking of glass.
Man RUNS UP STAIRS. Cool visuals of the staircase.

Pulls into apartment. His mom YELLS at him:

"HOW COULD YOU FORGET YOUR LUNCH!! THIS IS THE THIRD TIME THIS WEEK!!!"

"I'm sorry mom, I've just been under a lot of pressure lately."

His mom yells more (the yelling is what you'll remember):

"YOU BETTER NOT FORGET AGAIN OR I'M GONNA KICK YOU OUT OF MY HOUSE."

The man turns and JUMPS OUT THE WINDOW, dodging clothes lines and laundary on his way down.

Somehow he lands on his feet and into a CROUCH.

There is an EXPLOSION.

He looks down at the ground, and then he looks up at you, the viewer.

He SMILES and says, "Do you know.."

Do you know..

Do you know what

RELEVANT

Relevant

relevant

material

Material

MATERIAL

is???


The screen goes black.

What is RELEVANT MATERIAL???

Find out now at

RelevantMaterial.com