"hi"
"how's it going"
"i'm great"
"that's awesome"
"you're great too"
"thanks!"
"why are we talking"
"because one of soce's friends told him that he likes when soce of that people or other such things have talk with each other and all that"
"okay, k-e-w-l"
"this conversation has amazing plot"
"i wish all of soce's posts were conversations"
"i hate politics"
"meh too"
"i hate a lot of stuff"
"that rulez"
"yeah.. heh heh"
"y r u laughing"
"cuz you are so generic"
"yeah, that does it 4 me 2"
"i like kissing"
"nice"
"want a soda?"
"okay sure"
*pop* *fizzzzz.....*
"yeah that was great"
"i like lemon soda"
"does that even exist"
"yeah, i think so"
"this conversation is long"
"yeah but it hasn't really gone anywhere"
"i wonder if it contains any zingers"
"yeah who knows"
"stop saying yeah"
"you shut up, jerk"
"ha ha you said 'up-jerk'"
"okay and what does that mean"
"idk"
"ftw!"
"lol"
"bye"
hey.. I'm just tryin ta make ya happy :-)
love always,
soce
Friday, November 17, 2006
Friday, November 03, 2006
Ayo this is how I normally advertise myself:
"Please come to my live shows.. they are listed on my myspace page! Also, please buy my CDs from CD Baby or download my music from iTunes! I also have soce t-shirts for sale!!
And here is how I would advertise myself if I were using the well-known "shock and surprise" method, combined with the "have nothing to do with your product" method that tv advertisers seem to love to pull off these days:
SHOT of a man running down the street being chased by five deadly black attack dogs.
FLASH PAN of him crossing a busy intersection.
He JUMPS onto the hood of a car and leaps off into a flip.. The car CRASHES into another car, with a huge screeching of breaks and smashing and breaking of glass.
Man RUNS UP STAIRS. Cool visuals of the staircase.
Pulls into apartment. His mom YELLS at him:
"HOW COULD YOU FORGET YOUR LUNCH!! THIS IS THE THIRD TIME THIS WEEK!!!"
"I'm sorry mom, I've just been under a lot of pressure lately."
His mom yells more (the yelling is what you'll remember):
"YOU BETTER NOT FORGET AGAIN OR I'M GONNA KICK YOU OUT OF MY HOUSE."
The man turns and JUMPS OUT THE WINDOW, dodging clothes lines and laundary on his way down.
Somehow he lands on his feet and into a CROUCH.
There is an EXPLOSION.
He looks down at the ground, and then he looks up at you, the viewer.
He SMILES and says, "Do you know.."
Do you know..
Do you know what
RELEVANT
Relevant
relevant
material
Material
MATERIAL
is???
The screen goes black.
What is RELEVANT MATERIAL???
Find out now at
RelevantMaterial.com
"Please come to my live shows.. they are listed on my myspace page! Also, please buy my CDs from CD Baby or download my music from iTunes! I also have soce t-shirts for sale!!
And here is how I would advertise myself if I were using the well-known "shock and surprise" method, combined with the "have nothing to do with your product" method that tv advertisers seem to love to pull off these days:
SHOT of a man running down the street being chased by five deadly black attack dogs.
FLASH PAN of him crossing a busy intersection.
He JUMPS onto the hood of a car and leaps off into a flip.. The car CRASHES into another car, with a huge screeching of breaks and smashing and breaking of glass.
Man RUNS UP STAIRS. Cool visuals of the staircase.
Pulls into apartment. His mom YELLS at him:
"HOW COULD YOU FORGET YOUR LUNCH!! THIS IS THE THIRD TIME THIS WEEK!!!"
"I'm sorry mom, I've just been under a lot of pressure lately."
His mom yells more (the yelling is what you'll remember):
"YOU BETTER NOT FORGET AGAIN OR I'M GONNA KICK YOU OUT OF MY HOUSE."
The man turns and JUMPS OUT THE WINDOW, dodging clothes lines and laundary on his way down.
Somehow he lands on his feet and into a CROUCH.
There is an EXPLOSION.
He looks down at the ground, and then he looks up at you, the viewer.
He SMILES and says, "Do you know.."
Do you know..
Do you know what
RELEVANT
Relevant
relevant
material
Material
MATERIAL
is???
The screen goes black.
What is RELEVANT MATERIAL???
Find out now at
RelevantMaterial.com
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