Hey what's up. I was walking down the street this morning, and I saw some dudes holding up a corner store. Being the brave fellow that I am, I strolled into the store, ripped off my shirt, tie and white tee and cried out, "There's no need to fear! Shirtless man is here!!!"
"Look out for my super powers!!"
"Stunning good looks!!"
"Powerful deoderant!"
"Nipples of steel!!!"
Needless to say, the crooks handed back the money and ran off. The store owner was all like, "Oh thank you shirtless man, but you know the rules... no shirt, no shoes, no service.. please leave."
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